我娶了一个女巫
很久以前 人们依然相信有女巫时
也许这就是所有 [ Man ] And may this be the fate...
女巫男巫和魔法师的下场 of all the witches, warlocks, and sorcerers...
妄图施行妖术 who attempt to work their evil magic...
在罗津镇界者 within the township limits of Roxford.
降魔书 The book of exorcism, please.
汝及汝族 Mayest thou and thy kind...
被判永受火刑 be condemned forever to eternal flames...
永不得返回罗津一带 never to return to the neighborhood of Roxford.
在我们准备消灭 And now, while we prepare for the extinction...
此女巫之父 of the father of this witch...
妄图救援她的老巫师期间 the old sorcerer who attempted to come to her aid...
短暂休息 there will be a short intermission.
爆玉米花 - [ People Chattering ] - Popped maize.
来买新鲜爆玉米花 两便士一袋 Get your fresh Indian popped maize, tuppence a poke.
尸油新鲜热乎 It's buttered, it's hot, it's fresh.
每袋附送反女巫符咒 两便士 An anti-witch charm in every poke. Tuppence, please.
爆玉米花 来买 新鲜尸油 Popped maize. Here we are. It's buttered, it's fresh.
爆玉米花 乌利先生 Popped maize, Master Wooley?
你怎么回事 乔纳森 What has got into thee, Jonathan?
什么 拿不准她是女巫吗 - What? - Dost doubt she was a witch?
我不确定的话绝不会指控她 I should never have accused her if I were not sure.
她爸爸也是 And her father.
毫无疑问是巫师 Unquestionably a sorcerer.
妈妈 如果你看见了我所目睹的 Mother, if thou hadst seen what I saw.
我们都看见我们的牛变粉红色再变蓝 We both saw our cows turn pink, then blue...
羊跳小步舞 and our sheep dancing a minuet.
你没看见詹妮弗 詹妮弗 - But thou didst not see Jennifer. - Jennifer?
她追着我进干草仓时说出名字 She told me her name when she chased me into the hayloft.
她年轻貌美 She was young and beautifully fair —
三千粉黛无颜色 fairer than all women that ever were.
你怎么不告诉法官 How didst not tell that to the judges?
我无法描述她的美 Because I could never describe her beauty.
干草仓里发生什么 What happened in the hayloft, Jonathan?
她的金发 She brought her golden tresses...
贴近我的脸 耳语 close to my face and whispered...
乔纳森·乌利 你举报我是女巫 "Jonathan Wooley, thou hast denounced me as a witch.
因此你将被诅咒 For that thou shalt be accursed.
你和你的子子孙孙 Thou and thy children and thy children's children —
都会被同样诅咒 all will be under the same curse."
什么诅咒 What was the curse?
我和我的后代 I and all my descendants...
都会有爱情厄 will be unhappy in love.
我们的婚姻将是灾难直到 The marriages we make will be disastrous until —
是吗 Yes?
太缺德了没法告诉你 胡言 - 'Tis too wicked to tell thee, Mother. - Rubbish!
你爱上贞子并跟她订婚了 Thou art in love with Purity Sykes and even betrothed to her.
是的 妈妈 贞子是千里挑一的女人 - Aye, Mother. - And Purity is a woman among thousands.
妈妈 她是的 Aye, Mother, she is that.
乔纳森 为什么你丢下你未来妻子不管 Jonathan, wouldst leave thy future wife sit there all alone?
他烦恼什么 乌利主妇 贞子 - What ails him, Mistress Wooley? - Ah, Purity.
他是走神 You will find he is a dreamer.
他只需要铁腕 He needs only a firm hand.
乔纳森 我要求你更留神 Jonathan, I must ask thee to be more attentive.
在将来 看 - In the future — - Look!
这橡树将栽在他们的灰烬上 The oak tree. 'Twill be planted over their ashes.
为什么 镇邪 - Why? - To hold the evil spirits —
嘘 关在树根里 shh! — prisoner in its roots...
免得他们的妖力还没死 thus keeping their wicked powers from surviving.
我希望 I hope.
这是他们灰烬上种的树 And this is the tree which was planted over their ashes.
女巫的灵魂 [ Chuckles ] The witches' spirits, of course...
被关在树根里 are imprisoned in its roots.
永远囚禁 [ Chuckles ] Imprisoned forever.
玛莎 Martha...
我怀着荣幸向 I have the honor to —
你要向我求婚吗 - to — - Are you proposing to me?
对 玛莎 Yes, Martha.
哦 纳撒尼尔 Oh, Nathaniel!
怎么回事 What was that?
桑特尔堡垒交火 [ Man ] Fort Sumter fired upon!
州际开战 War declared between the states!
南茜 南茜 控制自己 控制自己 Nancy — Nancy, control yourself. Control yourself.
手放下 我想扔这花瓶 Drop your hand. I wish to throw this vase!
乌利先生 你听见吗 开战了 Master Wooley, did you hear? War!
最近的征兵站在哪 Where is the nearest recruitin' office?
像个懦夫一样逃去打仗 Running off to war like a coward!
新婚
就这样 直到
我谈的不是整个房子 是那起居室 I'm not talking about the whole house at the moment. It's that living room!
艾丝黛儿 听我说 Estelle! Now — Now, listen to me!
艾丝黛儿 Estelle!
艾丝黛儿 艾丝黛儿拜托 Estelle. Estelle, please.
什么 马斯特森小姐 - What? - [ Man ] Miss Masterson?
别动 Please. Hold it.
再一张 One more.
爸爸 我要走 Papa, I'm leaving.
微笑 Smile.
你努力更快乐点好吗 至少到婚礼之后 Will you try to be more pleasant? At least until after the wedding.
罗津乡村俱乐部成员们 [ Man ] Fellow members of the Roxford Country Club...
怀特医生打算再次祝酒 Dr. White's proposing another toast.
我明白爱侣 I realize that lovebirds...
是想到阳台上私语甜蜜小话 would like to be out on the veranda whispering sweet nothings.
在明天仪式后 After a certain ceremony tomorrow...
他们有余生来接吻谈情 they will have all the rest of their lives for billing and cooing.
主要是接吻 - Mostly billing. - [ All Laughing ]
如果选民有见识 他们会坚持 But if the voters have any sense at all, they will insist...
蜜月头四年在州长官邸过 that the first four years of the honeymoon be spent in the governor's mansion!
去 你可能多拉几张选票 Go ahead. You might pick up a few more votes.
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 - [ Man ] We want Wooley! - [ Man #2 ] We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 [ Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley!
我明白结婚 I see getting married...
和选举一样 都要求会演讲 as well as trying to get elected, calls for speeches.
我可以说真的 I can truly say...
我的新生活即将开始 that a new life is beginning for me.
女士们先生们 只是风暴 [ Man ] Ladies and gentlemen, it's just a storm.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
此刻 未来看来有点黑暗 while at the moment, the future seems a little dark —
你瞧 - [ People Chuckling ] - You see?
你绝不会知道下一刻会怎样 One never knows what the next moment will bring.
我在哪 怎么了 [ Woman's Voice ] Where am I? What's happened?
奇迹 阴间奇迹 [ Man's Voice ] A miracle! An infernal miracle!
我们又自由了 终于自由了 We're free again. Free at last!
谁在说话 是我 你爸爸丹尼尔 - [ Woman ] Who speaketh? - 'Tis I, thy father, Daniel.
但你没有形体 [ Woman ] But thou hast no substance.
你也没有 詹妮弗 我们是烟 烧成了烟 [ Daniel ] Nor hast thou, Jennifer. We are smoke — witches' smoke.
我们的坏魂儿没死 But our evil spirits have survived.
我们要再次祸害人族 [ Jennifer ] 'Twill be sweet to plague the human race again.
首先我们去玉米田毁了庄稼 [ Daniel ] First we'll visit the cornfield and ruin the crop.
热身的好办法 'Tis always a good way to limber up.
看 爸爸 玉米田没有了 [ Jennifer ] Look, Father. The cornfield is no longer there.
有点变化在预料之中 [ Daniel ] Well, we must expect a few changes...
270年了 in 270 years.
我们的魂儿困在树里那么久吗 [ Jennifer ] Were our spirits in the wood that long?
我数了年轮 [ Daniel ] Aye. I counted the tree rings.
瞧 他们盖了新房子 [ Jennifer ] See? They've built a new house.
看来全着火了 是着火吗 It seems all ablaze. Is it on fire?
还不是 [ Daniel ] Not yet! [ Cackling ]
做什么 小猫 你想跳摇摆舞吗 What's knittin', kitten? You like to cut a rug?
我们丢下这些人 去你的老爷车上销魂 Let's ditch these ickies. How about goin' to heaven in your jalopy?
好极了 杰克逊 你直奔主题 That's solid, Jackson. Now you're cookin' on the front burner.
什么语言 爸爸 What language is that, Father?
我不懂 但我们会学 [ Daniel ] I don't know, but we'll learn it.
看如今他们怎么跳舞 [ Jennifer ] See how they dance today.
他们靠得这么近 They stand so close.
好好好 事情变了 [ Daniel ] Well, well, well. Things have changed.
我从没想到在新英格兰会看见这种衣服 [ Jennifer ] I never thought I'd see clothes like that in New England.
不可能是我们所知的 [ Daniel ] These cannot be the descendants...
清教徒的后代 of the Puritans we knew.
有件事没变 [ Jennifer ] There's something that hasn't changed...
270年后 in 270 years.
你只管做我们的正事 [ Daniel ] Keep thy mind on our business!
有唇多好 [ Jennifer ] 'Twould be nice to have lips —
有唇可以说谎 lips to whisper lies...
有唇可以亲男人并让他痛苦 lips to kiss a man and make him suffer.
爸爸 为什么我不能有香唇丽眼秀发 Father, why cannot I have lips and eyes and hair?
小心有人来了 - [ Door Opens ] - [ Daniel ] Careful. Someone's coming.
快学我的样 Quick! Do as I do!
这些瓶子 我们躲里面 These bottles — we'll hide in them.
快快快 Quick! Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick!
哇 [ Jennifer ] Whee!
你还好吧 詹妮弗 [ Daniel ] Are you all right, Jennifer?
这里面满是泡泡 好痒 [ Jennifer ] 'Tis full of bubbles in here. They tickle!
我的瓶子是朗姆酒味道 [ Daniel ] My bottle has the tang of maple rum!
看 爸爸 [ Jennifer Whispering ] Look, Father!
过来点 男人 让我更好端详你 Come closer, man, so I can see thee better.
天灵灵地灵灵 [ Daniel ] Riddle-dee-dee, riddle-dee-doe...
你快离开并且撞到脚 get thee hence and stub thy toe. [ Chuckles ]
他好生眼熟 [ Jennifer Whispering ] There was something familiar about that face.
我们能跟着他吗 Could we follow him?
要什么 乌利先生 同样的 波旁 - What'll it be, Mr. Wooley? - The same — bourbon.
好的 乌利先生 Yes, sir, Mr. Wooley.
乌利 我就知道我认出了这容貌 [ Jennifer ] Wooley! I knew I recognized those features.
好好好 [ Daniel ] Well, well, well.
烧死我们的男人的后代 A descendant of the man who had us burned.
难怪他看起来这么不快乐 [ Jennifer ] No wonder he looks so unhappy.
我给他家族下了诅咒 I put a curse upon his family. [ Giggles ]
我还以为情侣总是比翼双飞 Well, I thought lovebirds always flew around in pairs.
艾丝黛儿在谈政治 Estelle's talking politics.
怎么了 选举紧张 不 - What's the matter? Election jitters? - No.
我怎可能输 马斯特森支持我 How can I lose, with Masterson and all his papers in back of me?
我未来岳父支持的人从未输 My future father-in-law has never backed a loser.
如果他这次失手 我就只有典当听诊器了 If he spoils his record this time, I'll have to hock my stethoscope.
你打赌赢定了 达德利 他使出浑身解数 看那 You're betting on a sure thing, Dudley. He isn't missing a trick. Look at that.
私人聚会上贴海报 Posters at a private party.
这婚姻对他来说只是另一个竞选噱头 The whole marriage is just another campaign stunt to him —
非要我们定在选举前一天结婚 insisting we hold it the day before the election...
好为我在选举日宣传 so I'll get a good publicity break on election day.
华莱士 我想你喝够了 Wallace, I think you've had enough to drink.
艾丝黛儿 我想回家 - Now, Estelle — - I'd like to go home.
好 亲爱的 我们能送你吗 达德利 Yes, dear. Can we drop you, Dudley?
好的 多谢 Yes, thanks.
诅咒真灵 [ Jennifer Snickering ] The curse is working.
她有泼妇相 She has the look of a shrew!
给 汤姆 Here, Tom.
詹妮弗 你在说什么诅咒 Jennifer, what's that curse thou wast chattering about?
个个乌利必定娶错女人 [ Jennifer ] Each Wooley must marry the wrong woman.
好个诅咒 [ Daniel ] Ha! What a curse!
每个结婚的男人 Every man who marries...
都怪女人娶错了 marries the wrong woman.
真正的痛苦是 True suffering cometh...
一个男人爱上他娶不到的女人 when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry.
爸爸 要是一个男人爱上一个女巫 Father, suppose a man were in love with a witch.
爱上我呢 我让他娶不到 With me. I would not marry him.
对不起 [ Daniel ] Ha! [ Hiccups ] Ooh, pardon me.
我需要空气 I need air.
今晚我要乐乐 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
明天我再稳重 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪
我们离开 [ Drunkenly ] Let's get out of here.
我们去兜兜风 Let's go for a little ride.
扫帚 [ Whistles ] Broom!
爸爸 给我一个身体 Father, give me a body.
不 [ Daniel ] Oh, no. [ Chuckles ]
你上次那个惹的麻烦还不够吗 Thou didst get into enough trouble with thy last one.
你给不了我身体 [ Jennifer ] Thou canst not give me a body.
你甚至不知道怎么开始 Thou wouldst not even know how to begin.
是吗 我只要放把小火 [ Daniel ] No? I'd merely make a little fire.
你上次身体毁于火中 [ Hiccups ] As thy last body was destroyed by flame...
新身体要生于火中 thy new one would be born in flame!
证明吧 让那大房子开始着火 [ Jennifer ] Prove it. Start that great house on fire.
旅行者旅馆 [ Daniel ] A hotel for pilgrims. [ Chuckles ]
烧掉那会是乐事 'Twould be a pleasure burning that.
好 我做 All right, I will.
燃燃燃 Worra, worra, fizzle, dizzle...
让火开始燃 let the flame begin to sizzle!
旅行者 P-I-L-G-R-I-M...
旅馆 H-O-T-E-L!
再见 爸爸 - [ Cackling ] - Good-bye, Father.
再见 詹妮弗 做个坏姑娘 Good-bye, Jennifer. Be a bad girl.
那是旅行者旅馆 就在我们回家路上 - That's the Pilgrim Hotel! - It would have to be on our way home.
我们必须停下 - [ Bell Clanging ] - We'll have to stop.
你不会为你未来妻子赴汤蹈火吧 You wouldn't go through fire for your future wife? [ Chortles ]
看这火舌 我从未见过这种火 Boy, look at those flames. I never saw such a fire.
我们可以过吗 抱歉 乌利先生 封锁了 - Is there any way we can get through? - Sorry, Mr. Wooley. It's all blocked off.
一定是纵火犯干的 他干的好活 - Some firebug must've touched this off. - He did a good job!
这是我见过的最疯狂的火 This is the craziest fire I've ever seen!
杯水车薪 Laps up water like a cat!
你确定都出来了吗 是的 每个房间都查了 - You're sure everybody got out? - Yes, sir. We've checked every room.
个个俱在 Yeah, they're all accounted for.
人人平安就好 要这些人回去 It's all right, men. Everybody's safe. Get these people back.
我们要困在这一会 We're stuck here for a while.
告诉他们你是谁 他们会让路的 Tell them who you are. They'll have to make way.
抱歉 艾丝黛儿 华莱士 你去哪里 - I'm sorry, Estelle. - Wallace, where are you going?
是乌利先生 - There's Mr. Wooley! - [ People Clamoring ]
给乌利先生让路 给下届州长让路 - Make way for Wooley. - Make way for the next governor.
你想过去吗 是的谢谢 - Would you like to go through? - Yes, thank you.
让他过 Folks, let him get by.
我会投你一票 他是伟人 - I'm voting for you. - There goes a great guy.
你好 乌利先生 你好 - Hello, Mr. Wooley. - Hello.
别太靠近 我在你身上打了赌 Don't get too close. I got a bet riding on you.
怎么发生的 没人知道 - How did it happen? - Nobody seems to know.
屋顶爆炸 顶层起火 There was an explosion on the roof. The top floor went like that.
然后第五层第四层 Then the fifth, then the fourth.
现在第三层 马上第二层 然后第一层 Now it's on the third. Soon it'll be on the second, and then the first...
然后会全塌进地下室 then it'll all cave in on the basement. [ Laughing ]
有这么好笑吗 全保险了 - What's so funny? - Oh, it's fully insured...
我喜欢盖新的 and I love building new things.
我想盖成经典哥特风格 I want to build it in a classic gothic design.
你不爱哥特风格吗 安静 - Don't you love gothic? Huh? - Quiet.
什么声音 你听见声音吗 What was that? Did you hear that voice?
有人在里面 听 Somebody's inside. Listen!
我什么也没听见 I didn't hear anything.
好清晰 女人的声音 It was so clear! A woman's voice.
里面没人 到处都看了 Aw, there's nobody in there. They've looked everywhere.
等等 又传来了 No, wait. Wait. There it is again!
我在这 乌利先生 [ Jennifer ] Here I am, Mr. Wooley.
这边 哪里 - Over here. - Where?
我看不见 I-I can't see!
只管来 你会找到我的 Just walk. You'll find me.
这边走 这边 Keep walking. This way. This way.
你没事吧 我想没事 - Are you all right? - I think so.
两条腿 两只胳膊 一张脸 头发 Two legs, two arms, a face, hair.
对 看来我齐全了 为什么你不出来 - Yes, I seem to be complete. - Why don't you come out?
我在等你 乌利先生 I've been waiting for you, Mr. Wooley.
你在哪 你就要发现了 - Where are you? - You're getting warmer.
我的手在这 Here's my hand.
我怎么把你弄出去 我什么也看不见 How can I get you out? I can't see a thing.
我能看见你 初次见面好 I can see you. How do you do?
别管了 我们离开这儿 Never mind. Let's get out of here!
你有照妖镜吗 什么 - Have you a gazing glass? - A what?
镜子 我想看我的样子 A mirror. I want to see what I look like.
在这种时候 我好冷 - At a time like this? - Oh, I'm cold.
冷 在这火炉里 我没有衣服 - Cold? In this furnace? - But I have no clothes.
没有衣服 给 穿上 No clothes? Here, put this on.
你怎么来的 [ Coughing ] How did you get here?
从顶楼来的 From the top floor.
为什么你往别处看 我不美吗 Why do you look away? Am I not pretty?
谁在乎 快走 Who cares? Come on.
起来 起来 - [ Jennifer Coughing ] - Get up, get up!
我起不来 [ Jennifer Laughing ] I can't!
我抱你 Here, I'll carry you.
腿没用惯就不好用 不是吗 Legs are funny when you're not used to them, aren't they?
这么急干什么 - Huh? - Why are you in such a hurry?
整个房子着火了 之前第三层 现在第二层了 Why? The whole building was on the third floor, and now it's fallen to the second.
天花板一塌 我们就葬身火海 When this ceiling gives way, we'll be buried alive.
我们不会有事 [ Jennifer ] Nothing will happen to us.
你不知道你在说什么 我知道 - You don't know what you're talking about. - Yes, I do.
这是门 Ah! Here's a door!
这里 Here!
哦 - [ Bell Clanging ] - Oh!
哦 - [ People Shouting, Screaming ] - Oh!
这条路不通 This way's blocked.
窗户有栅栏 快 The bars on the window. Quick —
你在哪 我发现了更好的衣服 - Where are you? - I've found a better coat.
和一面镜子 不错 And a mirror! Mm, not bad.
我是金发 Oh, I'm a blond.
你更愿意我是褐发吗 Would you rather I be a brunette?
如果你不离开这儿 你会是红发 你不明白吗 If you don't get out of this fire, you'll be a redhead! Don't you realize —
之前是第二层 That was the second floor.
无路可走了 Well, there's no way out.
我们完了 小姑娘 We're goners, little girl.
也许我是小 Perhaps I should be little.
我只有你胸脯高 I'm just as high as your heart.
你听见我说的吗 我们被困了 Did you hear what I said? We're trapped.
只有我们两个 Just we two.
在我来之前 Look, before I got here...
你脑袋被什么打了吗 what — what hit you on the head?
我一片空白直到你的手碰到我的手 I felt nothing until your hand touched mine.
我明白了 Oh, I see.
很高兴遇到你 Well, it was nice meeting you.
你现在想离开吗 Oh, would you like to leave now?
很高兴 It would be a pleasure...
但门现在是一堵墙 but that door is now a wall.
我们可以用屏风后的门 Oh. Then we can use the one behind the screen.
快 是我们唯一的机会 我想整整头发 - Quick! It's our only chance! - I want to fix my hair.
快 在你仍然有头的时候 Come on, while you still have a head!
你喜欢金发吗 Do you like blonds?
我可以拍照吗 在那别动 May I get a picture? Hold it right there.
他救了人 He saved somebody!
退后 [ Officer ] Stand back, people.
你没事吧 我猜是的 - Are you all right? - I guess so.
你吓死我了 沃利 - You certainly gave me a scare. - Wally...
带我远离这些人 给 达德利 - take me away from these people. - Here, Dudley.
她惊魂未定 She's suffering from shock.
我猜最好送你去医院 Well, uh — [ Chuckles ] guess I'd better take you to a hospital.
我希望她没事 Oh, well, I hope she's all right.
你操心很正常 It's only natural for you to be concerned.
艾丝黛儿 我跟你说了十二遍了 没理由 Estelle, I've told you a dozen times. There's no point in — Well?
奇了 她毫发无损 没有烧着 It's amazing. Not a scratch on her. Not a burn.
你一定放心了 你了解我的一辈子 - You must be relieved. - You've known me all my life.
她跟乌利素不相识 这姑娘是错觉 She never met Wally. The girl's suffering from delusions.
你瞧 她是错觉 You see? She has delusions.
我没有 艾丝黛儿 你要相信我 - Well, I haven't! - Estelle, you must believe me!
听我说 我之前从未见过她 - [ Dudley ] Listen to me. - I've never seen her before...
我也绝不会再见她 and I — I'll never see her again!
亲爱的 你应该让 你开车送我回家再回来很傻 - Dear, you ought — - It's silly to drive me home and then back here.
你需要休息 亲爱的 - You need rest. - Darling —
我管事最明白 你必须习惯顺着我心意 I know best. You have to get used to pleasing me sometimes.
好吧 亲爱的 你仍然一身烟味 - All right, dear. - Ooh, you still smell of smoke.
晚安 亲爱的 晚安 - Good night, darling. - Good night.
苏西 你知道你早餐前不能进来 Susie, you know you can't come in until breakfast time.
快走 - [ Meows ] - Scat!
快走 Scat!
苏西 苏西 Susie! Susie!
苏西 Susie?
苏西 你在哪 Susie, where are you?
你好 亲爱的 Hello, darling.
我还以为你永远摆脱不了那女人 你在这干什么 - I thought you'd never get rid of that girl. - What are you doing here?
等你 Waiting for you.
可是医院 我不喜欢那儿 - But the hospital, the — - I didn't like it there.
你怎么来的 How did you get here?
我告诉你你不会相信的 You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
我拿你怎么办 What am I to do with you?
把我当家庭老朋友 Just look on me as an old friend of the family.
我之前从不认识你 过来 沃利 - I never laid eyes on you before. - Come here, Wally.
难道我不是魅力女人吗 Am I not an attractive female?
你来这干什么 美不美 - What's that got to do with your being here? - Am I?
对 你很美 Yes, yes, you're very pretty.
再握着我的手 我知道你有过糟糕经历 - Take my hand again. - Now, come. I know you've had a terrible experience.
现在是愉快经历 And now a pleasant one.
你的手好美 You... have a very nice hand.
现在握手晚安 And now it can shake mine good night.
你的手好凉 你的也是 - Your hand is cold. - Well, so is yours.
晚安 Yes, good-good night.
让我在你家歇一会 Let mine rest in yours a moment.
瞧 暖和点了 See? It's growing warmer.
这很好 这很好 Well, that's fine. That's fi—
样子好笑的男人 是不是 - Amusing-looking chap, isn't he? - Yes.
我的祖先 我知道 - Ancestor of mine. - I'm aware he is.
乔纳森·乌利 Jonathan Wooley.
他会更好客 He would have been more hospitable.
我不认为 Oh, I don't think so.
我明天很忙 是时候睡觉了 Well, I have a busy day tomorrow. It's time for beddy-bye.
再握着我的手 你真是麻烦 - Mm, take my hand again. - You're becoming a problem.
我是吗 是的 并且这不是解决办法 - Am I? - Yes, and that is not the solution.
你在陌生人家里逗留不正派 See, it isn't respectable for you to be sitting in a stranger's house.
我喜欢你抵抗我 你是吗 - I like your resisting me. - Oh, you do?
你知道我现在要拿你怎么办吗 知道 - You know what I'm going to do with you now? - Yes.
拜托起来 Just, uh, get up, please.
你带我去哪 沃利 我们出去 - Where are you taking me, Wally? - We're going out.
晚安 乔纳森 Night, Jonathan!
我会给你点钱 你可以回到你来的地方 I'm going to give you money, and you can go back wherever you came from.
不要 立刻 - No, not yet. - Yes, right now!
好可爱的感觉 Ooh, this is a lovely sensation.
甚至比飞还舒服 Even nicer than flying.
怎么回事 州长 还不是州长 弗雷德 - What's going on, Governor? - Not "Governor" yet, Fred.
她是火灾丢了衣服 She was in a fire and lost her clothes.
不是的 我没有衣服 No, I didn't. I didn't have any.
晚上好 乌利先生 你有钱吗 乔 - Evening, Mr. Wooley. - Have you any money, Joe?
大约8元 About eight bucks.
我只有10元 给 Well, I only have ten, but here.
全给她 送她到她想去的地方 Give it all to her and take her anyplace she wants to go.
我明天付钱 我的姑奶奶行行好 I'll pay you tomorrow. For heaven's sake, be good.
大衣该怎么办 What'll I do with the coat?
你完事后 交给警察 When you're through with it, send it to the police.
不是她的 It-It didn't belong to her. [ Nervous Chuckle ]
我希望那出租车有取暖器 I hope that cab is heated.
去哪 女士 Where to, lady?
去哪 Where to?
哦 Oh.
希望我没打扰了美梦 Hope I didn't butt in on a pleasant dream.
只想确定你没事 Just wanted to make sure you're all right.
你真该喝一杯 我深有同感 - You've certainly earned a drink. - I'll say I have.
上楼去睡觉 我拿这个 Upstairs you go. Get a good night's sleep. I'll take this.
达德利 她之前来了 谁 - Dudley, she was here! - Who was here?
我从火里救出的姑娘 The girl I saved in the fire.
不可能 我在医院离开她时 她睡得像天使 That's impossible. When I left her in the hospital, she was sleeping like an angel.
什么医院 她离开了 什么天使 Well, that's some hospital. She got away. And some angel.
等一等 慢慢跟我说 Now, wait a minute, hmm? Tell me this again slowly.
明天吧 我这一天受够了 No, tomorrow. I've had enough for one day.
我怎么办 How about me?
我在选举上投了一万美元 I've got $10,000 tied up in this election.
如果这事捅出去 你输定了 If this gets out, you're a dead goose.
想想丑闻 你的婚礼前夜 Think of the scandal — the night before your wedding.
选举 这姑娘是对方派来的 That's it — the election! That girl was sent here by the opposition.
想陷害我 没错 - They're trying to frame me. - You're right.
瑞夫格那帮人什么都干得出 有人看见她吗 Rainfogle and that bunch wouldn't stop at anything. Did anybody see her?
没人会说 好 我就说她是健忘症 - Nobody who'll do any talking. - Good. I'll put her down as an amnesia case.
跟警察描述 她穿着那件皮大衣吗 Give the police a description. Was she wearing that fur coat?
也许你最好什么也别跟警察说 Maybe you'd better not say anything to the police.
现在没事了 我摆脱了她 Everything's all right now. I got rid of her.
试着忘了她 Well, try and forget her, then.
你想要安眠药吗 You want a pill to make you sleep?
不 谢了 我现在冷静多了 No. No, thanks. I'm much calmer now.
一定锁好门 Oh, make sure the door locks.
好 现在放松 Okay. Relax, now.
晚安 沃利 - Good night, Wally. - [ Door Shuts ]
现在关上这门 沃利 [ Jennifer ] Now close this door, Wally.
我说关上这门 沃利 I said close this door, Wally.
现在过来 Now come here.
我来了 I'm coming.
我的睡衣 My pajamas.
我不想报警 但我知道你的算盘 I don't want to call the police, but I know your whole scheme.
是吗 我知道背后是谁 - You do? - And I know who's behind it all.
你不知道 想要我提名字吗 - You don't. - Want me to mention names?
什么名字 县主席马丁·瑞夫格 - What names? - County Chairman Martin J. Rainfogle.
好名字 还想听吗 - That's a nice name. - Want another?
嗯哼 州参议员小康拉德·奥哈拉 - Mm-hmm. - State Senator Conrad O'Hara Jr.
治安官皮特·格拉斯豪舍及其所有走狗 Sheriff Peter L. Glasshauser and all his ward heelers.
他们付你多少钱 没人出钱 - How much are they paying you? - Nothing.
哈 咦 Ha! Hmm?
你为了爱做吗 You're just doing it for love, hmm?
对 爸爸觉得是好主意 Yes. Father thought it'd be a good idea.
谁是你爸爸 你不认识 - Who is your father? - You've never met him.
他不想这个州被好好治理吗 But he doesn't want this state to have a good administration.
爸爸不想任何州被好好治理 Father doesn't want any state to have a good administration.
但他尤其想害我 对 - But he's out to get me particularly. - Yes.
我很会鉴人 I am a pretty good judge of character...
我觉得你不是真的坏姑娘 and I don't think you're really a bad girl.
是吗 你很年轻 - Don't you? - You're very young.
我比你猜的要老 I'm older than you'd guess.
我想你不该回到那种爸爸身边 I don't think you ought to go back to that father.
我宁愿呆在这跟你 I'd rather stay with you.
你愿意 You would?
你真的愿意 是不是 You really would, wouldn't you?
现在我懂了 Now I understand.
只因为我帮了点小忙 Just because I was of some slight help...
把你救出地狱火 in getting you out of that blazing inferno...
也许你暂时迷恋上我 perhaps you are, momentarily, infatuated with me.
这不是爱 而且我不爱你 But it isn't love. And I'm not in love with you.
我猜会比我计划的要久 I guess this'll take longer than I planned.
我恐怕你思想太浪漫了 I'm afraid you have rather a romantic mind.
你瞧 爱不只是 You see, love isn't just a matter of...
两人在浪漫环境下相遇的事 two people meeting under romantic circumstances.
爱情 真正值得的爱情 Love — that is, love that is really worthwhile —
是慢慢发展的 grows slowly.
真爱 Real love is...
就像绘画 like a painting.
对 Ah, yes.
对 有成千上万 Yes, there have been thousands and thousands...
像我们一样的一对 of couples just like us...
过分开的日子 going their separate ways...
从未意识到另一半在某处等 never realizing the other was waiting somewhere.
罗密欧和朱丽叶立刻就知道了 Why, Romeo and Juliet knew right away.
这就是莎翁试图告诉我们的 That's what Shakespeare's trying to tell us.
当然但丁和比阿特丽斯的例子 Of course, the case of Dante and Beatrice...
有点不同 is a trifle different.
他只见过她一次 He saw her only once.
但那一刻 全世界 But in that moment, the whole world...
沐浴新阳光 was bathed in a new light.
不再只是平凡世界 你不得不 It wasn't just a humdrum world anymore, where you had to...
早上起床见许多蠢人 get up in the morning and meet a lot of stupid people.
是谁 - [ Knock At Door ] - Who's that?
8点了 乌利先生 什么 - [ Woman ] 8:00, Mr. Wooley. - What?
8点了 不可能 - 8:00. - That's impossible.
可是 是真的 But... it's true!
早上好 沃利 早上好 詹妮弗 - Good morning, Wally. - Good morning, Jennifer.
真奇怪 It's fantastic.
好像我才刚进来几分钟 It just seems like a few minutes since I came in.
你不想吃早餐吗 Don't you want your breakfast?
你像小时候一样坏 You're as bad as when you were a little boy.
即使这样的日子 我也要喊你五六次 Even on a day like this, I have to call you half a dozen times.
哦 多美的 [ Chuckles ] Oh, and what a —
而且多美的天气 what a beautiful day it is too.
新娘多快乐 阳光 Happy is the bride that the sun...
照耀 shines on.
早上好 Good morning.
嗯 闻起来好香 Mmm! That smells good!
你不知道我多久没吃饭了 You don't know how long it's been since I've eaten.
乌利先生 我待会解释 玛格丽特 - Mr. Wooley — - I'll explain later, Margaret.
你还有什么好说的 - What can you possibly say? - Well, you —
不不 亲爱的 不是这样 No, no, dear. Not like that.
首先涂黄油 然后涂点糖浆 First you butter them, hmm? And then a little syrup.
乌利先生 我为你家工作30年 Mr. Wooley, I've worked for your family for 30 years...
几乎算你娘 been almost a mother to you...
我觉得今天是大日子 and to think that on this day, of all days —
晚礼服也送来 Oh, yes, and send up some evening gowns too, please.
年轻女士的一切都烧掉了 You see, everything the young lady had was burned.
马上送上来 谢谢你 Send them up right away, please. Thank you.
你知道吗 我想你打破了我吃华夫饼的记录 You know, I think you've broken my record for waffles.
玛格丽特最喜欢做了 Well, Margaret likes nothing better than to make them.
那些人仍然在楼下等 Those people are still downstairs waiting.
玛格丽特 她很爱吃 Margaret, these have made a great hit with her.
你说什么 那些人 - What did you say? - Those people.
三炉华夫饼前我就告诉你他们来了 I told you they were here three batches of waffles ago.
是吗 我不记得 You did? I don't remember.
人们在等吗 谁 他们是谁 Uh, people waiting? Who? Who are they?
你会明白的 失陪 - You'll find out. - Excuse me.
还有华夫饼吗 Mm, more waffles?
没有面糊了 There's no more batter.
我很同情 玛格丽特 Oh! I'm sorry, Margaret.
最好同情你自己吧 - Better be sorry for yourself. - Huh?
马斯特森小姐跟她爸爸在楼下 It's Miss Masterson downstairs, with her father.
谁 Who?
马斯特森小姐 你就要娶的女士 Miss Masterson, the lady you're getting married to.
哦 Oh!
早上好 早上好 - Good morning. - Good morning.
我忘了你们会来 I'd forgotten you were going to drop in.
我们没说我们会 你怎么回事 We didn't say we were. What's the matter with you?
你看了报纸吗 我让你上头版 Have you seen the papers? I've got you all over the front page.
好极了 亲爱的 难道你们不最好走吗 That's great. Dear, hadn't you better go?
新郎在婚礼前看见新娘不走运 别无稽之谈 - It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding. - Don't be ridiculous.
救下那姑娘是天大好运 你不知道对你多有帮助 Saving that girl was the luckiest break. You don't know what that can do for you.
我大概知道 I have a rough idea.
我安排了火灾的特别广播节目 你要访谈 I've arranged a special broadcast about the fire. You're to be interviewed.
我11点让你回来 很好 - I'll have you back by 11:00. - That's fine.
给了我很多时间 我们走吧 That gives me plenty of time. Shall we go?
不 我要呆在这 No, I'm going to stay here.
我想看看怎么让这古董店亮堂起来 I want to see about brightening up this antique shop.
摄影师会来 没有时间 - The photographers will be here. - There's no time.
走吧 我对中午的婚礼有点紧张 - Run along. - I'm a little on edge, with the wedding at noon.
如果你来我会感觉好很多 I'd feel much better if you came along.
这才是好姑娘 There. That's a good girl.
失陪 我拿帽子 Excuse me. I'll get my hat.
怎么搞的 猛地关上了 - How did that happen? - It just slammed shut.
我非常抱歉 一股好大的风 I'm terribly sorry. There's rather a heavy draft...
今天吹过这房子 blowing through the house today.
他跟她出去干什么 What's he going out with her for?
为什么他不应该 Why shouldn't he?
他不到两小时就要跟她结婚了 He's going to marry her in less than two hours.
至于你 年轻女人 去睡觉 - As for you, young woman — - Oh, go to sleep.
我白费工夫 After all my work!
不 我不想走 No, I don't want to go.
两小时 没给我多少时间 [ Exhales ] Two hours. That doesn't give me much time.
我但愿爸爸在这 I wish Father were here.
什么看来有麻烦 [ Daniel ] What seems to be the trouble?
早上好 爸爸 Oh, good morning, Father.
我需要指点 他比我想的要难办 I need some advice. He's tougher than I thought.
看来我没法让他爱上我 I can't seem to make him love me.
你是最笨的 [ Daniel ] Thou art the veriest bungler.
我一定是喝醉了给你一个身体 I must have been drunk to give thee a body.
别这么冒烟 爸爸 Oh, don't smoke so much, Father.
难道你的春药有问题 什么 - Did something go wrong with thy philter? - My what?
春药 我想你给他吃了吧 Thy love philter. Thou gavest him one, I presume.
没有 我以为我不靠它也能做到 No. I thought I could do it barehanded.
你是女巫还是女人 立刻准备春药 Art thou a witch or a woman? Prepare a love philter at once.
你想起咒语吗 听着 Dost thou recall the incantation? Listen.
罐子 铁架上的罐子 ♪ Kettle, kettle on the hob ♪
赶快干你的活 ♪ Hurry up and do thy job ♪
嘶嘶冒蒸汽 同时干活 [ Daniel ] ♪ Steam and hiss and while you do ♪
煮出迷情水 ♪ Cook an all-compelling brew ♪
好让他来喝 ♪ So that he who sips will be ♪
甘当爱情俘虏 ♪ Slave to love's captivity ♪♪
现在放到凉地方备用 Now put in a cool place until ready.
什么味道 爸爸 像凉白开 - What will it taste like, Father? - Like cool water...
但会让乌利先生的血熊熊燃烧 but 'twill set Master Wooley's blood on fire.
然后我会把他当奴隶 Then I'll treat him like a slave.
我会让他痛苦 身体和灵魂 I'll make him suffer, body and soul.
说起身体 我想自己有个人形 Speaking of bodies, I have a notion to make a personal appearance myself.
当然 我必须烧掉一栋房子 Of course, I'll have to burn a house down to do it. [ Chuckles ]
不要烧这栋 爸爸 Not this one, Father.
我有更好主意 他现在所在的房子 I've a better idea: the building he's in now.
我要迫使他回到我身边 好极了 - 'Twill force him back to me. - Excellent!
狩猎好运 詹妮弗 Good hunting, Jennifer.
变凉了 'Tis growing cool.
现在我们看看你能不能抵抗我 Now we shall see if thou canst resist me.
做好准备 乌利先生 Get ready, Master Wooley.
还没换好衣服 我很幸运活了下来 - Not dressed yet? - I'm lucky to be alive.
怎么回事 What's happened now?
我做火灾广播节目 突然我又深陷火海 I was making a broadcast about the fire, and suddenly I was in another one.
屋顶神秘爆炸 有人受伤吗 - Mysterious explosion on the roof. - Anybody hurt?
没有 我们都平安逃出了 这门怎么回事 No, we all got out all right. What's wrong with this door?
玛格丽特 Margaret!
你们俩进我的卧室干什么 What are you two doing in my bedroom?
怎么了 What happened?
我 我一定打瞌睡了 Oh, I — I must have dozed off.
你上楼去换好衣服 白兰地在哪 Go upstairs and get dressed. Where's the brandy?
你摆脱那姑娘吗 那姑娘 - Did you get rid of that girl? - "That girl"?
哦 她一定还在 Oh! She must still be here.
她不会在这多久了 Well, she won't be here for long.
你听我说 年轻女士 Ah, you listen to me, young lady.
快 快起来 Come on, come on. Get up.
我在听 乌利先生 I'm listening, Mr. Wooley.
为什么你这样看着我 Why do you look at me that way?
哦 我的衣服 你喜欢吗 Oh... my dress. Do you like it?
我 我不知道 I — I don't know.
看见你换上礼服真是动心 It's such a shock to see you dressed.
我是说 I mean...
你很美 足够让一个男人爱上吗 - you're beautiful. - Enough to make a man fall in love?
仅仅身体的美还不够 Mere physical beauty isn't everything.
这正是我所想的 That's what I thought.
听着 詹妮弗 我不喜欢你的嗓音 - [ Clears Throat ] Look, Jennifer — - I don't like the tone of your voice.
我昨晚呛了一点烟 我刚刚呛了更多 I swallowed some smoke last night, and I just swallowed more now.
但这不会阻止我 沃利想喝杯水 - But that's not going to stop me — - Wally wants a drink of water.
好喝的凉白开 Nice, cool water.
谢谢 我要说的是 Thank you. Now, all I have to say —
喝吧 沃利 Drink it, Wally...
然后我乐于听你要说的任何话 and then I'll be glad to hear anything you have to say.
你会明白没有一个姓乌利的 You'll find out that no one named Wooley...
能离得开我 is able to stay away from me.
我好抱歉 太糟糕了 Oh, I'm awfully sorry. This is terrible.
詹妮弗 詹妮弗 你能听见我吗 Jennifer! Jennifer! Can you hear me?
达德利 快来 Dudley! Come here!
给 喝了这个 Oh, you — Here, here. Drink this.
好 There.
好 这样更好 There, that's better.
你感觉如何 Now, how do you feel?
我感觉很奇怪 I — I feel strange.
怎么回事 - Hmm? - What happened?
画掉下来 你的头受伤了吗 Well, the picture fell. Does your head hurt?
我的头 - My head? - Mm.
没有 No.
是我的心 It's my heart.
感觉如此轻飘飘 尽量别说话 - It feels so light. - Try not to talk.
但我必须 我必须告诉你我的感觉 Oh, but I must. I must tell you how I feel.
沃利 你好美 Oh, Wally, you're so beautiful.
达德利 Dudley!
握着我的手 不要又来了 - Take my hand. - Don't start that again.
我亲爱的 Oh, my darling.
放过那男人 Let that man alone!
达德利 这次她真的出了事 Dudley, something really happened to her this time.
她的头被画打了 你这样做是正当防卫 - She got a sock on the head. That picture — - You did it in self-defense.
你很高兴喝了它吧 沃利 [ Jennifer ] Aren't you glad you drank it, Wally?
我什么也没喝 她在说什么 - I didn't drink anything. - What's she talking about?
一杯水 她要醒的时候我给她喝了 A drink of water. I gave it to her when she was coming to.
你给我喝了 You gave it to me?
永远不要强灌意识不清的人 可能造成严重后果 Never force liquids on a person who's unconscious. It may have serious consequences.
神经反应 - [ Moaning ] - Nervous reactions.
快 我们晚了 我们怎么办 - Come on. We're late. - What are we going to do?
把她锁在这房间 可是 达德利 - Lock her in this room. - But, Dudley —
快 在她嫁给你之前 Come on, before she marries you.
不用担心 她不可能出来 Stop worrying. She can't get out.
我开车 你太紧张了 I'll drive. You're too nervous.
你必须在婚礼后摆脱她 You'll have to get rid of her after the wedding.
可怜的小姑娘 在世界上孤零零的 Poor little girl. All alone in the world...
只有一个不好的爸爸 except for a no-good father.
不要像这样刹车 Don't ever jam your brakes on like that!
我没有刹车 它自己停了 I didn't jam them. It just stopped.
我搞不懂 那是什么烟 - I can't figure it out. - What's that smoke?
他出了什么事 谁 - What happened to him? - Who?
我们从火里拉出来的人 他不见了 The fellow we pulled out of the fire. He's gone!
你觉得我的身体怎样 詹妮弗 How do you like my body, Jennifer? [ Chuckles ]
不老也不小 我很抱歉我忘了衣服的咒语 Not too old, not too young. I'm sorry I've forgotten the formula for clothing.
我不得不从救护车上借来床单 I had to borrow this sheet from the ambulance.
饮料已经用了吗 By the by, has the potion been administered?
是的 Yes.
爸爸 我们计划出了差池 Father, something went wrong with our plan.
什么 可是春药从未失败 What? But that love philter never fails.
没有失败 It didn't.
可是 我喝了 But... I drank it.
天哪 那么你爱上了他 Nicodemus! Then you love him!
是的 爸爸 Yes, Father.
但他就要娶别的人 But he's about to marry someone else...
因为我对乌利家族的古老诅咒 because of my ancient curse on the Wooleys.
你觉得如果我跟他全盘托出 Do you think if I explained it all to him —
尽管做 告诉一个人类你是女巫只意味着你的末日 By all means do. Telling a mortal you're a witch will only mean the end of you.
那我怎么办 他一定不要跟她结婚 Then what shall I do? He must not marry her.
你不会让他 是不是 You won't let him, will you?
让我想想 你可以让他爱我 - Let me think. - You could make him love me.
你能做任何你想做的事 You can do anything you want.
是的 Yes.
这问题应该很简单 This problem should be fairly simple.
只要全交给我 谢谢你 爸爸 - Just leave it all to me. - Oh, thank you, Father!
你会交给我吗 我答应 - Will you leave it to me? - I promise.
好极了 Splendid.
我从火里来仍然有点烫 [ Chuckles ] I'm still a little bit warm from the fire.
詹妮弗 给我拿条乌利先生的马裤 Jennifer, fetch me a pair of Master Wooley's breeches.
我们去他的婚礼 We're going to his wedding.
我真的爱你 ♪ I love you truly ♪
真的 ♪ Truly ♪
亲爱的 ♪ Dear ♪
生活带着悲伤 ♪ Life with its sorrows ♪
生活带着 ♪ Life with ♪
泪水 ♪ Its tears ♪♪
给 喝了这个 Here, drink this.
是什么 奴佛卡因 120度 - What is it? - Novocain. 120 proof.
快喝 兄弟 如果那姑娘离开我家 - Down fast, brother. - If that girl ever gets out of my house —
喝了 Drink that.
她会来这吗 那对艾丝黛儿太糟了 Suppose she comes here? It'll be terrible for Estelle.
你们会顺利的 而我会高枕无忧 Oh, you'll be all right, and I'll be sitting pretty.
提示你了 - ♪♪ [ Instrumental Interlude ] - There's your cue.
现在演奏我是一只导盲犬 Just play "I'm a seeing-eye dog" now.
你不能笑吗 你知道我想要教堂婚礼 - Can't you smile? - You know I wanted a church wedding.
别的事都依你了 You've had everything else your own way.
我本该绝不屈从华莱士 下不为例了 I should never have given in to Wallace. It's the last time.
她不在这儿 别担心了 She's not here. Stop worrying.
笑 Smile.
关门 是飓风 Close that door! It's a hurricane!
我的面纱毁了 回去等 - My veil is ruined! - Go back and wait.
我非常抱歉 暂时推延直到我们处理好一切 I'm terribly sorry. There'll be a short delay till we get everything straightened out.
音乐 音乐 唱歌 Music, music! Sing something.
我真的爱你 ♪ I love you truly ♪
真够倒霉的 婚礼这天刮飓风 That's all I needed: a hurricane on my wedding day.
那都无所谓了 她刚刚吹进来了 Never mind about that. She just blew in!
什么 我看见她在门口 - What? - I saw her in the doorway.
我怎么办 我会想办法 - What'll I do? - I'll think of something.
爱人 这是我爸爸 Beloved, this is my father.
幸会 乌利先生 Delighted, Master Wooley.
你们走错了 这是私人房间 You've made a mistake. This is a private room.
楼下很拥挤 而且风有点大 It's rather crowded downstairs, and a bit windy. [ Chuckles ]
请坐 乌利先生 我想跟你谈谈 Be seated, Master Wooley. I should like to have a talk with you.
听着 我两分钟内就要结婚 Look here. I'm being married in two minutes.
我明白这是你之前的计划 之前吗 他要结婚你没辙 - I understand those were your plans. - "Were?" He is. Nothing you can do —
你回避好吗 也许你最好离开 - Would you excuse us? - Maybe you'd better.
快点 我会站岗 Hurry up. I'll stand guard.
让我打理你的漂亮领带 你瞧 爸爸 Let me fix your pretty tie. You see, Father?
他真像希腊男神 He's just like a Greek god.
我的小女告诉我她昨晚在你家过夜 My little one tells me she was your overnight guest.
不是我邀请的 没错 爸爸 - Not at my invitation. - Oh, no, Father.
这可怜情人不想让我待 The poor sweet didn't want me to stay.
如果我是普通男人 乌利先生 Were I an ordinary man, Master Wooley...
无疑该用马鞭抽你一顿 a horsewhipping would no doubt be in order.
但我不是普通男人 But I am not an ordinary man.
在检查你的住处时 While examining your dwelling...
我发现这个 我的左轮手枪 - I came upon... this. - My revolver!
你不能逼我娶她 You can't force me to marry her.
你以小人之心度君子之腹 你可以拿着这武器 What a banal mind you have. You may hold the weapon.
这是干什么 很简单 - What is this? - It's very simple.
这是被摧残的花 Here is a bruised flower.
我是她爸爸 I am her father.
那是你的左轮手枪 That is your revolver.
你要射杀我 You are going to shoot me.
我要射杀你 I... am going to shoot you?
有什么好处 Will that be of help?
爸爸最明白 Now, now. Father knows best.
热吗 乌利先生 Warm, Master Wooley?
你不知道什么算热 You don't know what warmth is.
我听说你的一个祖先有点篝火的嗜好 I am told one of your forebears made a hobby of bonfires.
真可惜他不能在此 What a pity he cannot be here...
目睹他的后人烧死 to see his descendant burn.
是的 乌利先生 Yes, Master Wooley.
烧死 以现代方式 Burn. In the modern way.
被捆在椅子上 Strapped in a chair...
电烧死 heated by electricity.
我期盼那样 I anticipated that.
手枪 手枪 来来 Pistol, pistol, let there be...
一级谋杀 murder in the first degree.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
好玩的发明 电椅 Amusing invention, the electric chair.
他们会怎么想 [ Chuckles ] What will they think of...
接下来 next?
怎么回事 - What's happened? - Uh —
是意外 不是意外 - It was an accident! - 'Twas no accident.
他冷血杀了我 He killed me in cold blood.
请好心报警 Kindly notify the authorities.
他吓唬你 Oh, he's frightened you.
他告诉我他会帮我 He told me he'd help me.
他怎么样 他死了 - [ Wallace ] How is he? - He's dead.
不要紧 Oh, it doesn't matter.
不要紧 她的亲爸爸 "Doesn't matter"? Her own father!
可是不是我爸爸 Oh, but that's not my father.
只是他捡的一个身体 That's just a body he picked up.
我没有做 达德利 你要给我作证 I didn't do it, Dudley! You'll be my witness!
好吧 呃 我当时不在 All right. Well, I wasn't here!
他像新娘一样紧张 He's as nervous as a bride.
可能以为他们会吊死他 One might think they were going to hang him.
由你来 现在告诉他们 It's up to you. Now, tell them.
我跟它有什么关系 What have I got to do with it?
你负责婚礼细节 You're handling the... details of the wedding.
我真的爱你 ♪ I love you truly ♪
真的 ♪ Truly ♪
空了 我想我看见了烟出来 Empty! I thought I saw smoke come out.
我知道你在这里某处 I know you're here somewhere.
你怎能这样 爸爸 How could you, Father?
你知道我爱他 You know I love him!
所以我才要除掉他 [ Daniel ] That's exactly why I've disposed of him.
你在哪 - Where are you? - [ Cackling ]
今晚我要乐乐 今晚我要乐乐 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
今晚我要乐乐 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
明天我再稳重 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪
从瓶子出来 - [ Cackling ] - Come out of that bottle.
出来 不 - Come out! - Oh, no.
我能永远拍浮酒瓶中 [ Chuckles ] I could float here forever.
你休想 Well, you're not going to.
沃利 别上楼 Wally! Don't go upstairs!
但也许她自杀了 沃利 沃利 - But maybe she killed herself. - Now, Wally — Wally —
他怎么回事 我想我们最好报警 - What's wrong with him? - I think we'd better call the police.
他出了什么事 是另一个人 - What's he done? - It's the other fellow.
什么另一个人 椅子上的人 冷静 我就回来 - What other fellow? - The one in the chair. Keep calm. I'll be right back.
艾丝黛儿 艾丝黛儿 - [ Exclaims ] - Estelle! Estelle!
啊 爱是一件 ♪ Ah, love, 'tis something ♪
感觉的事 ♪ To feel ♪
现在你回到那身体 Now, you get back in that body.
不 我不喜欢 那身体又老又胖 No. I didn't like it. It's an old, fat body.
那我就告诉沃利我们是什么 Then I'll tell Wally what we are.
知道你会怎么样吗 Knowing what would then happen to you?
知道 你不敢 - Yes. - Heh. You wouldn't dare.
我不敢吗 Wouldn't I?
你没事吧 You're all right?
沃利 亲爱的 有件事我必须告诉你 [ Jennifer ] Wally, darling, there's something I must tell you.
看 [ Gasps ] Look!
我想你说他死了 他是的 - I thought you said he was dead! - Well, he is!
真是好办法 [ Drunkenly ] A fine way to take advantage...
利用爸爸的感情 of a father's affection.
现在听爸爸的诅咒 Now hearken to a father's curse.
我会把你变成青蛙 I'm going to turn you into a frog.
青蛙青蛙 坐在木上 Frog, frog, sitting on a log —
下一句是什么 What's the next line?
你等着我醒酒 你会后悔的 You wait till I sober up. You'll be sorry.
今晚我要乐乐 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
明天我再稳重 ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪
你要报警干什么 现在没事了 他掉出窗外了 - What did you want the police for? - It's all right now. He fell out the window.
他什么 不是沃利 另一个人 - He what? - Not Wally. The other fellow.
放开我 法律狗腿子 放松 老伯 - Unhand me, foul minions of the law! - Take it easy, Pop.
我要对你施魔法 从今以后你是耗子 I'm going to cast a spell upon you. From now on, you're a rat!
耗子耗子 比猫还胖 Rat, rat, fatter than the cat —
其余的怎么念 那么我是耗子 嗯 - How does the rest of it go? - So I'm a rat, huh?
叫囚车 快 - Call the wagon. - Come on.
要是我记得词 If I could only remember the words...
我把你们变成袋鼠 I could turn you into kangaroos.
他们带走他了 They're taking him away.
为什么我没让他们也带走你 Why didn't I have them take you too?
也许因为你开始爱我了 Perhaps because you're beginning to love me.
求你别又来了 沃利 - Please don't start that again. - Wally!
我本以为爸爸会友好 我不会让他或任何人害你 I thought Father would be friendly. I wouldn't let him or anyone else harm you.
我知道你不会 是真的 - Oh, I know you wouldn't. - But it's true!
昨晚我是你的敌人 现在我变了 Last night I was your enemy, but now I've changed.
我爱你 我会永远爱你 I love you. I'll always love you.
我会为了你可以死 你会只做个乖姑娘吗 - If I could die, I would do that for you. - Will you just be a sweet girl?
嗨 他们准备好了 再见 - Hey, they're ready. - Good-bye.
你去哪 我之前告诉你了 - Where are you going? - I told you before —
但我还以为在我为你做了这么多之后 But I thought that now, after all I've done for you —
你很热心助人 但现在我要下楼结婚了 You've been very obliging, but now I'm going downstairs to be married.
你是这么想的 That's what you think.
沃利 [ Jennifer Screams ] Wally!
你这次要成礼 我来应付她 You gotta go through with it this time. I'll take care of her.
快 快 我们做完这件事 Hurry up, hurry up. Let's get this over with.
他会为此付出代价 He'll pay for this.
我样子行不行 谁在乎 继续 - Do I look all right? - Who cares? Go on.
你站在那干什么 Well, what are you standing there for?
达德利拿着戒指 我去看他怎么回事 Dudley has the ring. I'll see what's keeping him.
华莱士 你回来 你怎么回事 - Wallace. - You come back here! What's the matter with you?
你有没有过这种日子 好像事事不顺 Did you ever have one of those days when nothing seems to go right?
华莱士 Wallace!
我真的爱你 ♪ I love you truly ♪
你来的太晚了 达德利 - Got here too late. - Dudley.
她真的爱我 她说她会为我死 She really did love me. She said she'd die for me.
哦 我亲爱的 终于 - Oh, my darling. - At last!
我受够这个了 I've had enough of this!
艾丝黛儿 等一等 Estelle, wait a minute!
听我说 你得听我说 Listen to me! You've got to listen to me!
是场大误会 Uh — [ Nervous Chuckle ] It's a big misunderstanding.
如果你给我几分钟 If you'll give me a few minutes, I —
我给你十秒离开这房子 你们全部 I'll give you just ten seconds to get out of this house, all of you!
我们才不会待那么久 We won't be here that long.
你最好离开这州 我非常 - You'd better get out of the state. - I'm terribly —
出去 我能解释 - Get out! - I can explain.
火灾后 你瞧 她在我家过夜 Uh, after the fire, you see, she spent the ni-night —
转念一想 On-On second thought...
也许我们最好快走 亲爱的 马斯特森先生 - maybe we'd better just go, darling. - Mr. Masterson —
我会在我的每家报纸上曝光你 I'll expose you in every paper I own!
不仅让你输掉选举 我还要鼓动本州选民把你撕成碎片 This'll not only cost you the election, but I'll encourage the voters of this state to tear you limb from limb!
我会亲自领导聚会将你涂满柏油粘满羽毛 I'll head the tar-and-feather party personally!
我跟你恩断义绝后 你会但愿你从未出生 When I'm through with you, you'll wish you'd never been born.
我真的爱你 ♪ I love you truly ♪
你别唱了好吗 - Will you shut up? - ♪ Tru- ♪♪
号外 乌利大丑闻 一睹为快 [ Man ] Extra! Big Wooley scandal! Read all about it!
号外 卖报 乌利丑闻 Extra! Paper! Big Wooley scandal!
号外 一睹为快 华莱士·乌利大曝光 Extra! Read all about it! Wallace Wooley exposed!
号外 卖报 Extra! Paper!
乌利大丑闻 怎么说的 - Big Wooley scandal! - What does it say?
正如我想的 他完蛋了 It's just as I thought. He's finished.
我破产了 And I'm bankrupt.
我说去抓她 Go and get her, I say.
把我女儿带给我 Bring my daughter to me.
带她来这 或者 Bring her here or, by Jezebel —
闭嘴 安静 - Shut up! - Quiet!
我想睡觉 把这讨厌鬼扔出去 - I wanna get some sleep! - Hey, toss this stub bug out of here!
最后一次 你安静下来好吗 For the last time, will you pipe down?
我告诉你 我女儿跟一个乡巴佬跑了 I tell you, my daughter ran off with a bumpkin...
他叫乌利 华莱士·乌利 named Wooley, Wallace Wooley.
没错 她是的 你放心 你明天就出去了 Sure, she did. You take it easy. You'll be out of here tomorrow.
明天就太晚了 说不准她会干什么 Tomorrow may be too late! There's no telling what she'll do.
我知道几种办法让你闭嘴 I know a couple of ways to make you shut up.
我知道一百种办法 And I know a hundred ways...
让你永远沉默 to silence you forever.
但我现在不记得了 Oh, but I don't remember them now.
太糟了 她会嫁给他 This is terrible! She'll marry him.
华莱士·乌利会娶他女儿 Wallace Wooley's gonna marry his daughter.
是吗 Yeah?
然后你们瞧着乌利先生会出什么事 And then you'll see what'll happen to Master Wooley.
我要惩罚他们俩 I'll wreak my vengeance on them both.
她以为她能逃离我 She thinks she can run away from me...
因为雾我看不见她 that I cannot see her because of the fog.
但我能看见你 詹妮弗 But I can see you, Jennifer.
她在笑 She smiles.
她紧贴着他 She presses closer to him.
亲爱的 Darling?
哎 沃利 Yes, Wally?
你搞不清里程碑 是不是 You're guessing about those mileposts, aren't you?
不 我看得见 No, I can see them.
我有很不寻常的眼睛 I have rather unusual eyes.
如果我们真的过了州界 我可以放松了 If we're really over the state line, I can relax.
沃利 那些羽毛会是什么颜色 Wally, what color would those feathers be?
羽毛 哦 我不知道 "Feathers"? Oh, I don't know.
但柏油会是黑色 But the tar would be black.
我们停车吧 沃利 Let's stop, Wally.
我猜必须停车了 我甚至看不见车头 I guess we'll have to. I can't even see the front of the car.
可能周围风景不错 Mighty nice scenery they have around here.
可爱 不是吗 我们最好步行到下一个镇子 - Lovely, isn't it? - We'd better walk to the next town.
不 我想我们在这歇 No, I thought we'd stay here.
在这 我们前不着村后不着店 Here? We're in the middle of nowhere.
你怎么知道 乌利先生 How do you know, Mr. Wooley?
晚上好 Good evening.
如果你们找个歇脚的地方 我有个好房间 If you're looking for a place to stay, I have a lovely room.
谢谢 Thank you.
你们有两间房吗 没有 很抱歉 - Do you have two rooms? - No, I'm sorry.
你们没结婚吗 Aren't you married?
你穿着婚礼礼服 You're dressed for a wedding.
最近的太平绅士在哪 Where's the nearest justice of the peace?
他马上就下来 亨利 有顾客 He'll be down in a minute. Henry? Customers.
让我看看 Uh, let's see.
一美元叫醒县政官员 One dollar for waking up the county clerk...
并帮你们办证费 and helping you get your license.
两美元举行仪式费 Two dollars for the ceremony.
一元五寄宿费 One-fifty for lodgings.
两毛五我的睡衣出租费 Rent of my pajamas, 25 cents.
女睡衣出租费 Rent of nightgown —
我得收你五毛 I'll have to charge you 50 cents for that.
它算是传家宝 好 - It's sort of an heirloom. - Yeah.
好 几乎完美贴身 There. Almost a perfect fit.
我的奶奶身材和你一样玲珑 My grandmother was just a little bit of a thing like you.
要我生火吗 [ Chuckles ] Oh, shall I light the fire?
不 我想试试 Oh, no. I'd like to try.
我必须开始学做贤妻 I must start learning to be a good housewife.
让我看看 你就像这样做 是不是 Let's see. You... just go like that, don't you?
当然 跟划别的火柴一样 Of course. They're like any other matches.
晚安 我亲爱的 Well, good night, my dear.
我肯定你会很快乐 I'm sure you're going to be very happy.
他是个年轻好男人 He's a fine young man...
我希望你的儿子像他 and I hope your boys take after him.
我希望你的女儿像你 And I hope your girls take after you.
阴曹显灵 起火 - By Rhadamanthus, on, fire! - [ Door Opens ]
沃利 哎 亲爱的 - Wally? - Yes, dear?
你看见火怎么生起来吗 什么火 - Did you see the way that fire came on? - What fire?
我只看见这房间的你 All I can see in this room is you.
亲爱的 嗯哼 - Darling? - Mm-hmm?
你想有孩子吗 当然想 - Do you want to have children? - Why, of course.
我想有三个像你的女儿 I'd like three little girls exactly like you.
哦 咦 - Ohh! - Huh?
我想我最好告诉你 I think I'd better tell you.
如果你以后发现了你绝不会原谅我 You'd never forgive me if you found out later.
啊 坦白 是的 沃利 - Aha! A confession! - Yes, Wally.
我自己也不是圣人 我们等早上再交换意见吧 I haven't exactly been a saint myself. We'll compare notes in the morning.
不 我必须现在告诉你 No, I must tell you now.
我不知道怎么开始 I don't know how to begin.
那别开始 Then don't.
沃利 嗯 - Wally? - Hmm?
难道你不觉得奇怪吗 我们相遇的方式 Doesn't it seem strange to you, the way we met?
完全就像一场梦 It's all been like a dream.
是魔法 当然正是如此 - It was witchcraft. - That's it. Of course.
你瞧 沃利 嘘 亲爱的 - You see, Wally — - Shh, dear.
不早了 It's getting late.
但我想让你知道我是什么 But I want you to know what I am.
好 好 你是什么 All right. All right, what are you?
我是女巫 I'm a witch.
女巫吗 我一直就知道 A witch? [ Chuckles ] I knew it all the time.
你知道 当然 - You did? - Of course.
从我遇到你那一刻我就中了你的魔法 I've been under your spell since the moment I met you.
那么 没关系吗 你不介意娶一个女巫 Then... it doesn't matter? You don't mind being married to a witch?
我乐意 I love it.
我会努力当贤妻 我会只用魔法来帮你 I'll try so hard to be a good wife, and I'll only use witchcraft to help you.
比方说你能帮什么 What could you do, for instance?
我能让你赢得明天的选举 I could make you win the election tomorrow.
那要用魔法来做到 Oh, it would take witchcraft to do that.
我想我能办好 好 好 - I think I can manage it. - Fine, fine.
毕竟我不只是普通女巫 After all, I'm not just an ordinary witch.
我的家族可以追溯到庞培年代 My family dates back to the days of Pompeii.
你参与了那件事吗 我爸爸是的 - Were you mixed up in that? - My father was.
听说过罗马帝国的衰亡吗 是我们家干的 Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.
你真不一般 认真说 亲爱 You're marvelous. Seriously, dear...
你想睡左边还是右边 do you like to sleep on the left or the right?
你不相信我 You don't believe me.
沃利 试着明白 Wally, try to understand.
270年前 270 years ago —
那故事太长了 亲爱的 不能等明天再说吗 That's too long a story, dear. Can't it keep till tomorrow?
沃利 270年前 Wally, 270 years ago —
你不听我说 听 亲爱的 我听 - You're not listening to me. - Yes, dear. Yes, I am.
270年前 270 years ago —
我明天告诉你 I'll tell you tomorrow.
让我出去 让我出去 Let me out! Let me out!
为什么我记不起来 Oh, why can't I remember...
融化铁的咒语 the formula for dissolving iron?
让我出去 安静 - Let me out! - Quiet!
安静下来 我整夜没法睡觉 - Pipe down! - I couldn't get any shut-eye all night.
单独关押他 对 - Ah, throw him into solitary! - Yeah.
是华莱士·乌利 别告诉我他们要把他关进牢房 That's Wallace Wooley. Don't tell me they're tossing him in the clink.
看起来是的 付钱 兄弟 It looks that way. Pay up, brother.
他们不会选犯人当州长 本辛格赢定了 They ain't electing no con for governor. Bensinger's a cinch.
为什么你不能像别人一样到选举后再胡作非为 Why couldn't you keep straight until after you was elected, like everybody else does?
我想跟你谈詹妮弗的事 我们昨晚结婚了 I'd like to talk to you about Jennifer. We were married last night.
是的 我知道 Yes, I know.
恭喜 乌利先生 Congratulations, Master Wooley.
谢谢 她一直说非常奇怪的话 Thank you. She's been saying the oddest things...
昨晚说了 今早又说 last night and again this morning.
什么 What?
傻话 Silly things...
什么270年前住在罗津 about living in Roxford 270 years ago, and, uh —
是个女巫 and being a witch.
见鬼 你以为我不知道吗 Beelzebub! Don't you think I know?
那么她之前就表现得这样吗 Oh, then she's acted that way before?
也许我可以帮她 Well, maybe I can help her.
安静 Silence!
我必须认真想 I must concentrate.
铁 铁 融化 Iron, iron, melt away —
哦 Oh!
我什么也记不起来 I can't remember a thing.
我怎么回事 What is the matter with me?
恐怕你得了宿醉 I'm afraid you've got a hangover.
别告诉我我得了什么 Don't tell me what I've got!
宿醉是我发明的 I invented the hangover!
在公元前1892年 It was in 1892 BC.
你相信她吗 这是最重要的 Did you believe her? That's the important thing.
相信她 为什么 她说的事是无稽之谈 "Believe her"? Why, the things she said didn't make any sense.
那仍然有希望 Then there's still hope.
首先我以为她是开玩笑 但她老是说选举 At first I thought she was joking, but she keeps talking about the election...
说她会用魔法让我赢 saying she'll make me win by witchcraft...
然后会证明她是女巫 and that that'll prove she's a witch.
乌利先生 看看你是否能把我弄出去 Master Wooley, see if you can get me out of here.
我知道怎么管她 I know how to handle her.
多谢 我会尽力 Thanks. I'll do my best...
但恐怕如今我在这城市没多大影响力了 but I'm afraid I haven't much influence in this town anymore.
会是本辛格一边倒 安静 - It'll be a Bensinger landslide! - Quiet!
为华莱士·乌利三呼万岁 万岁 [ Man ] Three cheers for Wallace Wooley! Hurray!
万岁 万岁 [ Several Men ] Hurray! Hurray!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 安静 - We want Wooley! We want Wooley! - Quiet!
我们要乌利 We want Wooley!
我想你要本辛格的 Hey, hey. I thought you wanted Bensinger.
我改变主意了 但你赌本辛格赢 - I changed my mind. - Yeah, but you're bettin' on Bensinger.
好 我输了 All right, so I'll lose.
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley!
安静 安静 Quiet! Quiet!
我们要乌利 We want Wooley!
华莱士·乌利是骗子 Wallace Wooley is a fraud!
冒牌货 An impostor!
蛊惑人心的伪君子 A hypocritical demagogue!
所以我请求你们投票给 That's why I'm asking you to vote for...
华莱士·乌利 Wallace Wooley.
马斯特森先生 请稍等 - [ Whispering ] Mr. Masterson — - One moment, please. Yes?
你说投票给乌利 You said, "Vote for Wooley."
是吗 Did I?
纠正 女士们先生们 Correction, ladies and gentlemen.
我支持的人是本辛格 The man I am backing is Bensinger.
乌利 W-O-O-L-E-Y!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 [ People Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 We want Wooley! We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 [ Babies ] We want Wooley.
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 - We want Wooley! - We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 我们要乌利 [ Chanting ] We want Wooley! We want Wooley!
我们要乌利 We want Wooley!
包括奇尔沙治县每个区 [ Man On Radio ] That includes every precinct in Kearsarge County, folks.
看来好像全州一边倒向乌利 It looks as if the whole state's gonna make it a Wooley landslide.
稍后更多报道 More in a minute.
我不敢相信 正是她说的她会做的事 - I can't believe it. - That's just what she'd said she'd do.
没有别的解释 你是说她是个 - There's no other explanation. - You mean she's a —
你明白为什么我今晚不能去竞选总部吗 You see why I couldn't go down to campaign headquarters tonight?
如果这事传出去 让我们看沃帕索克斯的数字 - If this gets out — - Let's look at these Wappasocket figures.
还不完整 你不可能拿下沃帕索克斯县 本辛格的大本营 - They're not complete. - You can't be carrying Wappasocket County. That's Bensinger's home.
又一公告 沃帕索克斯的完整结果 Another bulletin, folks: Complete returns from Wappasocket...
显示全县望风支持乌利 show the entire county has climbed on the Wooley bandwagon.
你信了吧 他一定是说别的县 - Well? Are you convinced? - He must mean another county.
暂停 插播短讯 Hold everything. Here's a flash, folks.
今晚10:45 只差三个区的消息 At 10:45 tonight, with only three precincts yet to be heard from...
选举结果如下 election returns were as follows:
华莱士·乌利 2,684,922票 Wallace Wooley — 2,684,922.
埃尔伍德·本辛格 零票 Elwood Bensinger — none.
他甚至没投自己一票 He didn't even vote for himself.
达德利 我娶了一个女巫 我怎么办 Dudley, I've married a witch. What am I going to do?
让我看着你 你是不是之前说她80万岁了 Let me look at you. Did you say she's 800,000 years old?
不不 是她爸爸 她才290岁 No, no, no, no, no. That's her father. She's only 290.
我明白了 但你从来没想到 - I see. - But you'd never think it.
婚姻给人帮助很大 Well, marriage does a lot for people.
沃利 这解释了一切 Well, Wally, this clears everything up.
除了一小点 All except one little point:
那天晚上她怎么离开医院的 How did she get out of the hospital that night?
她用扫帚 当然 - She used a broom. - Oh, of course!
我一定傻了 孩子都知道这点 I must be getting stupid. A child would know that.
达德利 我怎么办 Dudley, what — what am I going to do?
你告诉多少人了 只有你 我怎么能告诉 - How many people have you told? - No one but you. How can I?
我明白你的意思 人们如此持怀疑论 I see your point. People are so skeptical.
可能很难理解第一夫人是女巫 Might be hard to grasp that the first lady is a witch.
我不在乎他们 我怎么办 - I don't care about them. What about me? - Look out!
你满意吗 亲爱的 你是新州长了 Are you satisfied, darling? You're the new governor.
你现在要干什么 帮你换拖鞋 - What are you going to do now? - Help you with your slippers.
不 不要 那我就放在火边烘 - No, not just yet. - Then I'll warm them by the fire.
你知道吗 我用火柴点燃的 沃利 You know, I lighted it with a match, Wally.
从今以后 我只是平凡的贤内助了 From now on, I'm going to be just a simple, helpful wife.
达德利 我受不了了 贤内助 要是她让我当总统怎么办 Dudley, I can't take it. "A helpful wife." What if she runs me for president?
什么声音 - [ People Chanting "We Want Wooley" ] - What's that?
人们在街上聚集 想要你发表演讲 People gathering in the street. They want you to make a speech.
真人吗 当然 他们都投了沃利的票 - Real people? - Naturally. They all voted for Wally.
我跟他们说什么 我不知道 - What am I gonna say to them? - I don't know.
有一两件事我不会告诉他们 晚安 There are one or two things I wouldn't tell them. Good night.
你去哪 我要回家 钻进我的拘束衣 - Where are you going? - I've gotta be getting home — into my straightjacket!
你想要我开车送你吗 不 谢了 我会叫扫帚 - Would you like me to drive you? - No, thanks. I'll call a broom —
我是说 的士 I mean, a taxi.
沃利 亲爱的 哎 亲爱的 - Wally, darling. - Yes, dear?
你不介意我是个女巫吧 You don't mind my being a witch, do you?
要承认有点不寻常 Well, you'll admit it's a little unusual.
不需要有人知道 我们以后再谈这个 - No one need ever know. - We'll talk about that later, dear.
这是我们的小秘密 It'll be our little secret.
我们的小秘密吗 Our little secret?
现在出去向他们演讲 亲爱的 Now go out and make your speech to them, dear.
晚上好 亲爱的 Good evening, my dear.
为华莱士·乌利三呼万岁 - [ Man ] Three cheers for Wallace Wooley! - [ Crowd Cheering ]
万岁 Hurray!
我必须佩服你鼓起了公众 I must compliment you on the public confidence...
对乌利先生的信心 you have inspired for Master Wooley.
你不会再害他了吧 我以后收拾他 - You're not going to hurt him again? - I will attend to him later.
我现在关心的是犯错的女儿 I am concerned now with an erring daughter.
我只不过是爱他 I've done nothing except love him.
你告诉他你是女巫 You have informed him that you are a witch.
需要我提醒你对此 Need I remind you of the punishment...
我必须执行的惩罚吗 that I must perforce administer?
在午夜回到树里 At midnight, back to the tree!
在那待到当前人族灭亡的时候 There to stay until the present race of men is extinguished.
就这罪过而论是相当轻的判决 A rather light sentence, considering the offense.
但要是我不想去呢 But if I don't wish to go —
你无计可施 我仍然是女巫 - There is nothing you can do about it. - I'm still a witch.
不 我亲爱的 你的心充满了人类的爱 No, my dear. Your heart is so full of human love...
我不能再信任你 that I can no longer trust you.
在你重新开始更幽冥鬼气之前 Until you have resumed a more spirit-like existence...
你将仅仅是人类 you shall be a mere mortal!
我记得你教我的所有魔法 I've remembered all the spells you've taught me.
灭火 阴曹显灵 Out, fire, by Rhadamanthus!
灭 你瞧 - Out! - [ Chuckling ] You see?
你的能力消失了 我的依旧 Your power is dead. Mine remains.
灭火 Out, fire.
最好准备走 Better get ready.
早做早恢复 Soonest done, soonest mended...
午夜就要到了 and midnight approaches.
我可以告别吗 May I... say good-bye?
当然可以 我亲爱的 Certainly, my dear.
我会如影随形 I'll be around.
努力给大好本州 [ Wallace ] ...endeavor to give this fair state
以公正治理 an honest administration.
就像从前一位州长如此妥善的治理 As a former governor so aptly put it —
沃利 沃利 [ Whispering ] Wally! Wally!
最后总之 非常感谢各位 Uh, and in conclusion, thank you very much.
什么事 What is it?
你必须帮我 你想要我帮你 - You must help me! - You want me to help you?
快 亲爱的 快 不 去哪里 - Come on, darling. Hurry! - No, no. But where?
随便哪里 走后门 快 - Anywhere. Out the back door. Hurry up. - [ Sputtering ]
随便哪里 乔 开走 Anyplace, Joe. Just drive around.
嗨 Hey!
我的出租车 That's my cab!
这是怎么回事 我必须带你走 你可能出事 - What is all this? - I had to get you away. Something might have happened to you.
什么事 我不知道 但是可怕的事 - What? - I don't know, but something awful.
你不能现在告诉我吗 沃利 我怕 - Can't you tell me about it now? - Wally, I'm afraid!
你怕 You are afraid.
什么麻烦你不能用魔法解决 What trouble can you be in that you can't get out of by witchcraft?
我失去能力了 什么 - I've lost my power. - What?
我不再是女巫了 我就像别的姑娘一样了 I'm not a witch any longer. I'm like any other girl.
我但愿我们能跑得快到地球上没有力量追得上 I wish we could go so fast that no power on earth could overtake us!
再快 有我在你不会出任何事 - Faster! - Nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around.
你就像别的姑娘一样 怕闪电 [ Chuckling ] You are like any other girl — afraid of lightning.
这不是普通闪电 That isn't ordinary lightning.
他不能开更快吗 踩油门 乔 - Can't he go any faster? - Step on it, Joe.
更快 Faster.
没人可能追上我们 Nobody could possibly catch us.
乔是出色司机 他开车无所不能 Joe's a wonderful driver. There's nothing he can't do with the car.
他们肯定改善了道路 They've certainly improved this road.
到午夜了吗 Is it midnight yet?
没有 12点差五分 No. Five minutes to 12:00.
不要看 Don't look!
回树里 [ Daniel ] Back to the tree!
别担心我 乌利先生 Don't worry about me, Master Wooley.
我习惯了火 I am accustomed to fire.
来 詹妮弗 Come, Jennifer.
我决定跟你回树里去 I have decided to return with thee to the tree.
我烦了人类 I am weary of mortals.
抗拒没用 不得不如此 There's no use fighting. It has to be like this.
詹妮弗 你说什么 沃利 走吧 - Jennifer, what are you saying? - Go, Wally. Please.
午夜了 再见 我亲爱的 Midnight. Good-bye, my darling.
我想要你记得我 就当我 I want you to remember me as I was:
只是个普通姑娘 just an ordinary girl.
他会记得的 - [ Cackles ] He'll remember. - [ Chiming Continues ]
那会是他的痛苦 That will be his torture.
我会记得我爱你 And I'll remember that I loved you.
到永远我会记得 Through all eternity I'll remember.
这段感情你什么也不会记得 Thou wilt remember nothing of this tender feeling.
这是对你惩罚的实质 That will be the essence of thy punishment.
我绝不会忘记 I'll never forget.
我将拼尽全力抗拒忘记 With all my strength I'll fight.
爱情比魔法更强大 Love is stronger than witchcraft.
我会记得一切 I'll remember everything —
你说话的声音 the sound of your voice...
你关心的面容 your worried looks...
你拥抱我的温暖 the warmth of your arms around me...
你嘴唇的触碰 the touch of your lips.
别了 沃利 [ Jennifer's Voice ] Good-bye, Wally.
别了 我亲爱的 Good-bye, my darling.
我会记得 I'll remember.
我会永远记得 I'll always remember.
永远 Always.
永远 永远 Always. Always.
看着他 看见他痛苦难道不好吗 [ Daniel ] Look at him. Is it not good to see him suffer?
是的 爸爸 Yes, Father.
难道不是对乌利家完美的复仇吗 Is this not a perfect revenge on the Wooleys?
是的 爸爸 我们能跟着他吗 Yes, Father. Could we follow him?
为什么 And why?
当然是观察他的痛苦 To watch him suffer, of course.
说得好 詹妮弗 Well said, Jennifer!
你又是女巫了 Thou art a witch again!
她死了 乌利先生 She's dead, Master Wooley.
这婚姻是悲伤的记忆 Thy marriage is a mournful memory.
我们走吧 詹妮弗 Let's be gone, Jennifer.
让我在窗边逗留一会 [ Jennifer ] Let me tarry but a moment at this window.
我想看完 I wish to see it all.
你很享受 嗯 [ Daniel ] Thou art enjoying it, eh?
是的 你呢 [ Jennifer ] Oh, yes. And thou?
我不记得我还有更享受的时候 I cannot remember when I've had a better time.
这里面真棒 [ Cackles ] It's great in here.
我已经叫了医生 乌利先生 I've called a doctor, Mr. Wooley.
詹妮弗 Jennifer?
他说话的声音 The sound of his voice — [ Chuckles ]
不再让你陶醉了吧 it no longer thrills thee?
是的 爸爸 好 - No, Father. - Good.
他关心的面容呢 And his worried looks?
他拥抱你的温暖呢 And the warmth of his arms around thee?
这些事现在对我没有意义了 [ Jennifer ] These are things that have no meaning for me now.
他嘴唇的触碰呢 And the touch of his lips?
沃利 Wally...
爱情比魔法更强大 love is stronger than witchcraft.
今晚我要乐乐 [ Daniel ] ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
今晚我要乐乐 ♪ For tonight I'll merry, merry be ♪
明天我再稳重 不 你不会 - ♪ Tomorrow I'll be sober ♪♪ - Oh, no, you won't.
沃利 亲爱的 我们的麻烦都结束了 Wally, darling, all our troubles are over.
至少在目前 At least for the present.
将来呢
乌利先生 Mr. Wooley...
我在你家37年了 但这次到头了 I've been with your family for 37 years, but this is the end.
怎么了 玛格丽特 我真的管不了你女儿 - What is it, Margaret? - I simply cannot handle your daughter!
詹妮弗 Jennifer!
我跟你说了永远不要玩扫帚 I told you never to play with that broom.
为什么 Why?
恐怕某天她会给我们惹麻烦 I'm afraid we're going to have trouble with her someday.
哦 不可能 Oh, that's impossible.
我希望 I hope.
晚安 女士们 ♪ Good night, ladies ♪
我们现在要离开你了 ♪ We're going to leave you now ♪♪